Rich was no certified dentist.
That dirty old clown was a “clentist.”
‘Til he strapped on a jock
that blew off his cock,
leaving a hole thrice the size of his clen-fist!
Dirty Rich the Clown Dentist first appears on September 29, 2020, in Chapter 5 of Missy Impossible: A Mr. Funny Bones Thriller (2019-), the only unfinished classic in the Mr. Funny Bones canon. A self-described clentist (i.e. clown dentist) lacking any formal dental education, Dirty Rich is either high on nitrous oxide (i.e. laughing gas), engaging in espionage, or selling street opioids when not practicing clentistry (i.e. clown dentistry). He disguises himself as a priest in Blind Allie: A Mr. Funny Bones Comitragedy (2021) and persuades the main character, Allie (a mermaid skeleton with chickpeas for eyes), to spawn instead of having her gonads surgically removed, a decision that ultimately results in her re-death. He has a walk-on role in Pandemonium: A Mr. Funny Bones Days of Our Past Lives COVID-19 Reunion (2020). The main antagonist in The Return of the Screwball: A Mr. Funny Bones Gothic Novelty (with AI Boost) (2024), Dirty Rich terrorizes the shamlet (i.e. shithole of a hamlet) of Crystal Crevice as he stealthily searches for a missing fentanyl shipment using covertly engineered athletic supporters as transport.
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