Missy, to shut up her mom,
reluctantly went to her prom.
She shoulda said “fuck it,”
“This dress, imma chuck it!”
God knows who planted that bomb.
The daughter of Nurse Janet and Brad the Surgeon supposedly conceived in a gravy boat, Missy the Prom Queen first appears on Instagram on September 17, 2017, with her Mediterranean boyfriend, Cruz Chip, in the retronymic series, Days of Our Past Lives (2017-2018). Missy quickly gains notoriety for showing her pubic symphysis in public, which her mother insists is merely Missy’s demeanor and not a felony. She plays a Missing Skeletons Hotline (MiSH) operator twice: first in Dead on a Rival: The Case of the Crock-Pot Killer (2018) and again in the eponymous thriller, Missy Impossible: A Mr. Funny Bones Thriller (2019-; unfinished), in which, as a graduate of the Parisian Madame de Boneville’s École Supérieure de l’Espionage for Girls, she simultaneously works at the MiSH and pursues a gang of Terranean wildlife traffickers. She calls out sexism in Mr. Funny Bones on the Attack! (2020) and plays Allie’s outspoken best friend and swim teammate in Blind Allie: A Mr. Funny Bones Tragicomedy (2021). She plays supporting roles in Make Room for Joy: A Mr. Funny Bones Flash Fiction Challenge (2022), Make Room 4 Joy AI: An Epic Poem (2024), and The Return of the Screwball: A Mr. Funny Bones Gothic Novelty (with AI Boost) (2024). She appears briefly in Pandemonium: A Mr. Funny Bones Days of Our Past Lives COVID-19 Reunion (2020). Missy is one of several characters named in Little Hope: A Minor Tragedy: A Mr. Funny Bones Long Short Story (2019).
Mr. Funny Bones 