Original, non-AI-enhanced text: Dead Potatoes Party
The guests arrived at the designated location as instructed on the mysterious invitation, their minds racing with questions as to who had extended the invitation and why. Scab and Rhizoctonia Canker, the notorious siblings, were in attendance, alongside the Scurf twins, Black and Silver. The bold and vibrant Fusarium Dry Rot and her stunning sister, Pink, graced the gathering with their presence. To the amazement of all, the infamous Early and Late Blight made a timely appearance, leaving the others wondering what the occasion could possibly be.
Mr. Funny Bones 