Pandemonium: A Mr. Funny Bones Days of Our Past Lives COVID-19 Reunion, first appeared on Facebook on May 11, 2020.
“Pandemonium, the palace of Satan rises, suddenly built of the deep: the infernal peers there sit in council.” —John Milton, Paradise Lost
“Dammit, Janet! Intubate!” “But Brad, intubate what?! He has no organs!”“You have two options, kitten: me or the clown with the orange hair.”“You bet I’m back at work. I have a family to feed. I can’t sit at home and play dead forever.”“No, kitten. Regardless of what the orange-haired clown says, bleaching your bones won’t protect you against the coronavirus. All that’ll get you is access to the nice country clubs and a spot in a display case in the history museum.” “We don’t foresee any issues with our social distancing policy either at corporate or here in our showrooms. We’ve all been six feet under before.”“SKULLY’S HAS TOILET PAPER !!”“Super Spreader? Isn’t that what they call you at school, Missy?”“All indicators point to this crock-pot of creamy chipped beef and cheese as the proximal origin of the virus, Chief.”
“Good gravy! Is it contagious?”
“We’re not sure yet if it’s gravy or if it’s contagious, Chief. We’re forensic scientists, not gourmet epidemiologists.”
Mr. Funny Bones 
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