Missy and Coco left the market area and headed for home. For the afterlife of her, Missy couldn’t figure out why someone so sensible and smart as Allie would have blindly sided with religion over science when confronted with a straightforward afterlife-or-second-death decision.
Months later, Missy learned something so disturbing she would’ve fallen apart had it not been for the amulet in her tiara that she had fashioned out of the single, perfectly-shaped semi-precious gem left at the site of Allie’s fatal spawning. During a routine dental visit, Dirty Rich the Clown Dentist (Missy Impossible, Chapter 5), while high on his own laughing gas, revealed to her that it was he who, disguised as a priest, had persuaded Allie to reject the advice of the ichthyologist and to spawn instead of have her gonads surgically removed to save her afterlife. He only did it, he said half jokingly, because he wanted to drill her.
Mr. Funny Bones 
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