“Unicorn Rental. How may I direct your call?”
“Hello. I need to rent some unicorns.”
“Foreign or domestic?”
“Um, well, domestic, but what’s the difference?”
“About ten percent.”
“Domestic, then.”
“One moment, please, while I transfer you.”
“Okay, thanks.”
“Domestic Unicorn Rental Department. How may I direct your call?”
“Yes. Hi. I need to rent some unicorns.”
“Grass- or corn-fed?”
“Um, I don’t know. What’s the difference?”
“About ten percent.”
“Corn-fed then.”
“One moment, please, while I transfer you.”
“Okay, thanks.”
“Corn-Fed Domestic Unicorn Rental Division. How may I help you?”
“Um, Hi. I need to rent some unicorns.”
Mr. Funny Bones 
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