Missy Impossible, Chapter 4

“Seriously, Coco? A bacon dress?”

“What?! Can’t a girl put some meat on her bones?”

“Uh, yeah, if you’re Sister Swine. Anyway, how did things go with Rich last night?”

“Pretty good. Turns out, his real name’s Alejandro. He thinks he won’t get deported back to Mexico or Cuba or wherever with a Germanic name.  Anyway, he’s living with his sister until next season. I like him, but I’m not sure about the name thing.”

“Or about living with his sister. So, does he always wear that baseball uniform?”

“Well, yeah, Missy. That’s what he was buried in.”

“Oh, right. Hey, we need to find out what my parents are doing in Crystal Crevice.”

“Beautiful Dirty Rich…”

“Oh, Christ, hold on a sec… SKELEXA, STOP READING MY TEXTS!”

“Missy, care to tell me why Alejando’s texting you?”

“Huh? Oh, uh, that. Maybe later. Ooh, I just remembered I have a dentist appointment!”

“Oh, Missy, you’re not going to see that clown again, are you?! Your teeth are fine. You’re dead, remember? The bacteria that causes tooth decay died with you.”

“Thanks for that PSA, Coco. Meet me at the hotline tomorrow. We can talk then.”

“Sounds good. Hey, is that maid of yours burning breakfast again?”

“No, Coco. Your dress is on fire.”