“We ran John Doe Number One’s DNA through 206andMe’s database, Chief, and got a match.”
“Holy Moley!”
“Another minced oath, I presume?”
“‘Another minced oath, I presume?!’ You know it is, Mr. Smarty Pants. Now, stop messing with me and get back to the case.”
“We also ran the DNA through Bonecestry’s database and got the same match.”
“What about Number Two?”
“If by Number Two you mean the other left foot, no match in either system. If you mean something else, I can’t help you. I’m a forensic scientist, not a proctologist. Let’s just leave it at that.”
“Hmm. Agreed. Best not to probe that one too deeply.”
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Mr. Funny Bones 
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