DOA, Chapter 13

Letter from Madame de Boneville, les Catacombes de Paris

October 5, 2018

Sir,

We have received your kind letter from the other day regarding the status of our collection.

I am both sorry and happy to inform you that we have all our bones. In addition, we have no information on the bones recently found in your area in a “crock-pot” of chopped beef and cream cheese.

If, in the future, we can help you in your efforts to find the so-called killer of the “crock-pot” and to bring this culprit to justice, do not hesitate to call or write us.

Faithfully yours,

Françoise de Boneville, Registrar

P.S.: A dish of chopped beef and cream cheese sounds offensive.