“Sorry to bother you all while you’re filming, Nurse Janet, but I’m looking for someone with two left feet who might have gone missing recently. Any chance you or another cast member might know someone fitting that description?”
“So nice to see you, Birdy, and no bother at all. We don’t have any dancers here on Days, least of all bad ones. Only us thespians. The last time we had any hoofers on the set, we had to replace half the furniture and some of the scenery afterwards. They crashed into and broke so many things, including Red Glassman who was filming Ornament of Champions next door.”
“I see.”
“Have you tried Boners? The pole dancers there are ghastly, apparently. Especially that one with the locked knees. What’s her name? Mutant Ballerina from Hell or something like that? They say she lives up to her name.”
“As does Amazing Grace.”
“I’m sorry. What was that, Birdy? They’re calling us back on the set.”
“Oh, nothing. Thank you for your time.”
“Anytime. Ta-ta.”
Ornament of Champions – Maybe returning later this fall – Still in negotiations
Mr. Funny Bones 
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